Alpha Male

It’s Friday night, still haven’t been paid

And for the last few weeks

I’ve been an untouched maid

So I had to stay home, with a bottle of red

And got to thinking bout the boys I’ve met in bed

I’m tired of pilots who can’t fly my plane

Or who think they’re driving a train

Do you think by Xmas he’ll have raised his head?

Or will I stay home drinking booze till I’m dead?

CHORUS:

Please please at the Xmas sale

Can you get me a big strong Alpha Male

I don’t want no one night flier

Or some stuck up, pretty boy, conceited liar

I gotta find me a man and stop kissin’ fools

He can’t be that hard to find if I play the rules

Ooh ah at the Xmas sale get me an alpha male

Ooo ah at the Xmas sale I want an alpha male

I tried my own team which was rather fun

But I’m a girl who seems to want to hold the gun

So I’m skipping through the Greek alphabet

But I haven’t found the perfect boyfriend yet

So I put an ad in the paper today

Young tall blonde wants a partner who’ll stay

Do you think by Xmas he’ll have raised his head?

And I’ll have someone here to share my red

REPEAT CHORUS

Lyrics and melody: © Sally Street

Music: © Gerard Masters

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