Facebook Freak

FACEBOOK FREAK

All you rock stars out there remember this:

what goes on tour, ends up on Facebook!

I sent a facebook note to say hey boy I had the time of my life

When you took me home last night and showed me your filthy wife

I forgot about my fiancé when I was nailed to the wall

But don’t forget to look me up if you need a booty call

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I’m a myspace junkie, a facebook freak

If I could turn back time I’d only speak

I pressed the wrong button - that mistake I made

Means now the whole world knows I got laid

That facebook post zoomed round the world

Everybody knew my name

In the space of just one hour

I’d achieved a worldwide fame

I’m not as hot as Pammy Anderson but my face was on TV

I only wish that boy I shagged had a boat like Tommy Lee

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I heard a jogger boy from England ran head first into a tree

While tweeting on his telephone poking fun at milfs like me

He said the branch came out of nowhere as it cracked his skull apart

Serves him right the dirty fool

He’s a peeping tom and and a skanky tart

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